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Must All Be Fed
An urban gardening experiement and rediscovery
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Welcome to my online madhouse. Like Adam & Eve, this blog started in a garden & Lord only knows where it will end up! Meanwhile, I share the flips & flops of trying to live a sustainable lifestyle...how I got angry about the gas crisis, pulled my kids out of long distance colleges and made 'em go local (LOCO), then moved into a community garden! Oh yeah, going RAW...Raw foods that is,vegan 1st half of the week, then vegetarian ans flexitarian (fish and poultry) the last half!
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First the week was like...and you were like, what?!
But you attacked it like a super hero...
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First the week was like...and you were like, what?!
But you attacked it like a super hero...
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Brush it off and keep dancing
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- You and Yoe GPA
- I Refuse To Be Abused
- When The Teacher Is The Bully
- Yellow School Bus Survivor Award
- Consequences And Repercussions
- Thinking Outside of The Box
- If I'm Lyin'...I'm Flyin'
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- Man Eats Cat, You Heard What I said
- Dog Eats $1000, Then Up Chucks $900
How's that for change...Eew
- Wow Kid...Where Did You Say You Go To School
- First It Was Chuck and Larry...Now it's Buddy and Pedro
Toronto Zoo Gonna Separate Gay Penguins?
- Could Have Told You That Sponge Bob Square Pants
Wasn't Made For Lil Kids
- Bert and Ernie To Marry?
- You Won't Believe The Kinda Sides You Can Get At
Some Dunkin Donuts
- My Kid Is A Stripperrrrrrrr....You Heard Me!
Parents, Do You Know Where Your Children Are?
At A Sleepover at Susie's House? Well Try Again; how about
Pole Dancing & drankin at a Bar...You Heard what I said
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The King and I - Dat's My Kat Kronikles
Welcome to the King and I...FUNNY cat pages, post a cute/funny/odd picture of your cat or a found picture on stephscip@yahoo.com, don't forget to attach a photo, if you want to, a short funny story, or leave comments below or follow on twitter. Also scroll down to Cat Wordless Wednesday.
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01/2012
12/2011
Can you find the cat in this picture? Joking aside, there is a cat in this pic!
Told you...he a pimp
11/2011
He a Pimp!
belly...ROFL
10/2011
8/2011
One of the lil boogers pooped on the dog's picture...told ya cats are Evil!
7/2011
The planking picture that I promised...Lily planking
Just got outta bed, fur lookin like Oscar the Grouch 'cept
her's is silver and black, you go Grundgetta!
Prolly was too full...stole my cranberry chicken! Sauce
all over the floor...
6/2011
My cat Ernie looks like this 
Told ya, cats are eeeeevil!
5/2011
My cat is soooo Ghetto...he left chicken bones with the ends gnawed off
in front of my bedroom door.
Dracula's Cat leaves a gift
What kinda gift is this? I ain't scurred I ain't never scurred!
Don't do it Ernie, you gonna get balled up!
So now you think you're an anchovie, YOU ARE NOT A TOPPING!
Get down off of my pizza...aaaauuugh!
Badder SANTA!
These are a few of his favorite things
Laying on paper towels!? YOU ARE NOT SUPER ABSORBENT!
Sitting on plates?! You are NOT AN ENTREE'...A-A-A-UUUGH!
This is my cat's reality tv, the toaster oven
Temptation got the best of him, he learned how to open it up and ran off
with a hotdog...soooo...again we are all fired up this evenin'
Don't even think about it! A pan of water should do the trick!
YOU BE THE JUDGE...a gift or a warning?! ROFL
It's amazin' I'm da reason erry body fired up this evening, I'ma monsta,
I'ma killah...I know I'm wrong...
Now, this is a gift, right? New cat showin' respect!
ernie fresh kill
Lounging on appliances where he shouldn't be...
YOU ARE NOT A TOASTER OVEN COVER!
Caught in the act raiding the garbage can like he's an alley cat...
You are NOT AN ALLEY CAT!
HAPPY WORDLESS WEDNESDAY! CAT #WW BELOW!
Another reason we can't have nuffin' Git your carcass off of
my keyboard #@*! You are NOT a keyboard cover!
See this is why we can't have nuttin'. Crickets 'sposed to be good.
Some Chinese believe they bring luck; my point is this, no they
couldn't kill those stankin stink bugs that crawl in, aw naw...they
gotta kill sumpin' useful.
Guess I'll have to order that catnip scratching post and DVD myself,
now what was that Visa Card number 5-5-...
============King and I/Best Cat Movies of Aw Tyme=======
1. Cat Woman
(The Monsta made me pick this one cuz even cats think Halle Berry fine)
2. Cat and Dogs
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3. Garfield
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4. Cats Don't Dance
5. Top Cat: Complete Series
6. Cat Women on the Moon
7. That Darn Cat
8. The Cat In The Hat (Dr. Seuss)
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9. The Cat Returns (anime fr the makers of Spirited Away)
10. The Cat From Outer Space
11. The Truth About Cats and Dogs
12. Cats the Musical
13. Frankenstein's Cat: 8 Episodes the cat from a Kit - ROFL
14. CatDog: Season 1
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DADDY I'm in luv wit a gangsta
Why are cats just this side of crazy or sane? Notice the cookie jar
which has been in the family for decades...had to move it. At least he
gave me a warning. Other cookie jars have met their demise by being
knocked to the floor in the middle of the night. Can't hate on him too
much; afterall he is after an elusive mouse that has a route thru the
ceiling.
Righteous Kill
New cats tag teamed and killed their first mouse. Is that a leg?
This is gross! Its poor little crumpled dismembered body lay
on the floor. So this is rent!? Meet my lil hood rats alley cats
This is a picture of Dorian Grey...this is prolly the best picture
you will get of him...he is feral and loves the attic...there's
a theme running thru here somewhere as inthe spooky story
of the Picture of Dorian Gray.
Yooz an alley cat, yooz a hood rat and you've been adopted!
Lil sista was ballin' up all the other cats both male and female,
has orange eyes and silver markings. Found out she's a
Maine Coone and might get up to 30 lbs
We call her LILY, as in LILY MUNSTER, she has silver behind
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her ears like LILY MUNSTER had silver streaks in her hair
Meet bad boy Ernie...adopted him from Petco's Animal Rescue League
Program
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Soooo...just when I thought that he couldn't gross me out anymore than what he
already has...the cat eats one of these 
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May be I'll get him some 
bug sushi for his next meal...
Let me stop, this actually makes me wanna spew...
And...this very same cat must be plannin' a 187... cuz I found
this 
knife and the knocked over garbage can this
mornin'...cuz he doesn't like the dog that's stayin' with us until his peeps move into
their new house. (see Smokey Inc. for details).
Here's how it works, the dogs have this part of the house during the day. Since
cats are nocturnal creatures, they have this part of the house at night. This demon
cat doesn't like this arrangement, but was ok with it until the new dog came. Either that,
or he's plannin' to stab a mouse. At this point, I wouldn't put either of these options
past this lil monsta.
This morning, we found a dead mouse in the lower level bathroom justa twitchin', not fully dead...
May 22, 2010...
Update on my Princess...
she killed a mouse. My daughter tossed it over the fence before taking a picture of it, instead of taking the picture of it while it lay twitching on the bathroom floor. Funny how cats will not claim another's kill...I would have thought that 
the demon cat would have finished the mouse off since his sister couldn't because the tumor hasn't shrunk enough. (honor among thieves I suppose).
crazy cat lady fr the simpsons
So we thought it would be hospice care for my kitty...so I made a call to my Dad 
the 'Who do Voodoo like he do so well', aka the herbsman,
witch dokta, medicine man, holistic healer, Shaman etc. 
sent my daughter, the Vet to be, a mysterious package with magic herbs and elixirs with instructions for each. With just the sea water treatments she can put her tongue back in her mouth...the tumor is shrinking...I kid you not. Will keep you posted. Sage? Don't you season poultry w/that LOL?! Me fodda trowin some home remedy on it.
Went to the Vet's, again. It is a tumor. Got a mega-shot to reduce swelling to see if they can do anything about it...
What tha?! So my lil princess goes to the Vet for more tests and this is what she saw...
Where are the other two heads?
We found a lump! It was under her jaw, causing her to drool. Sooo...it's off to the Vets. 
Lil Lady waitin' to go to da dokkers Here she is intransit
It's still snowing in Da 'Burgh! The dreaded waiting room...nice decor though
Will keep ya posted, X-rays looked good, biopsy 2 weeks from neeeow.
Hey! Who ate the last piece of chicken? umm...num-num-num...hisss...num-num-num
So when my back was turned the lil monster climbed up on the counter and stole the last
piece of chicken...Oh I can haz chikn too, LOL now but I'ma get him...when he ain't lookin'
Cats on the job...here they are on a stakeout. Menace still posted out...murda wuz da case
dat dey gave me...I'ma monsta, I'ma killa, I know I'm wrooong...
Enuff with tha paparazzi, we're working here...so tha lil ninja comes over and gives a warning
tap to the camera...I missed the paw to the lens but this is a shot of the claw to the index finger.
Mama I'm in luv wit a gangsta...and I think that he's a killa, but its like dat!
Look lady...can't cha see I'm eatin' here?
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The Night the Bat Got InThis clip reminds me of the night that a bat got into our house and we called the police to come and get it. Our cat Beena was leaping around the room trying to get the bat, just like this cat. It scared the Officers, the height she was getting on her leaps, and how wild she was acting, (no wonder some folks are more afraid of cats than they are of dogs)...so they called the fire dept. Someone had a fishing net in the back of the fire truck and eventually, netted the bat. We didn't want our cat to get rabies.
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In Memoriam
Our LiL Princess: March 06, 1996 to May 28, 2010
Going to the Vets
dedicating this gif to my lil Princess...
LAST MOUSE by S.Scippio
In the final days of your life my lil princess, you caught a mouse and sat so proud and regal afterwards that it made me laugh. Down to the very end, you were on the job. As a last gesture, as if to say, thank you mommy, I've had a wonderful cat's life. Here's my last kill, my last thank you, my last mouse. You've spent a lot of money on me in these past few months trying to delay the inevitable. I am old, 105 in human years and now it's time for me to go. To prolong it any longer would be cruel, soooo...you know what you have to do. Please thank the Witch Dokta, for me; those remedies perked me up and kept me going for months, after the conventional medicine failed. The tumor started to shrink and I felt so good. Then the weather turned hot and humid. It was too much for this frail body. (last sigh...last breath)
The day before your last, we took you out onto the back porch and we spent a few hours in the sun. The sun on your fur and the singing birds seemed to perk you up more than just a bit and well, we waited for another day. You lived for almost 15 years. Fifteen years of being pampered and spoiled. Remember the catnip every New Years? You battled that tumor like a champ, and the tumor did not take you out. Not you my girlfriend. As with a lot of such illnesses, it isn't the thing that takes you out but it weakens you so that you are unable to fight off or withstand unexpected balmy weather and that takes you out. But we didn't wait for that because the forecast was for more hot humid weather. When the time came, when you couldn't feed yourself and keep yourself clean any longer, and as you know cats are some of the cleanest creatures...we took you to the Animal Hospital, sobbing all the way. We let the doctor give you the two shots, one to numb you and the last one to stop that courageous heart. Through heavy catching sobs we watched you take your last breaths. Afterwards, we lovingly wrapped you in your towel and placed you in a box and carried you home.
You were the wild one out of the litter. You didn't warm up to the rest of us like your brother. But in the later years you would often let us pick you up and pet you more. Your favorite spot was on the foot of my bed. Now your favorite spot is at the foot of my garden. I loved how you loved to swat at tiny strings and how you used to call your brother from the top the stairs to come and play. He will miss that. He'll miss his big sis. We will miss that.
We buried you at the edge of what will be our garden
, in your favorite pink carrier with your name lovingly scrawled on the side.You were the best house cat that a human could have and yes, girlfriend, you will be missed.
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I was like...Fridays are HOT...Mondays are cool too...NOT!
It's Friday...gotta git down on Friday!
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Twilight? Aaliyah was Queen of the Damned!
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Say What-Say Huh?
Welcome to Say What-Say Huh?! Oh No Dey Didn't..News stories that might have gotten by you
1/2012
Man Eats Cat Uses Tail & Intestines As Necklace
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/46070389/ns/us_news-crime_and_courts/t/cops-man-skinned-ate-cat-used-tail
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12/2011
This Is Still Happening in 2011?! Wow Kid, Where Do You Go To School?
There are a lot of dummies here. First, having grown up fighting racism, with wit and sometimes the legal system, the old me might have, during the chant gone '1-2-3 CRACKAS! Or Yo Mama! But I have learned over the years to not let a word have that much power over me. Would I have done something about it? You betcha! (And now I am being home schooled). That is what cell phones are for...you have better devices than we had (although it might have ended up on a tape recorder). The best git back is exposure...cuz if it was a'ight, as you say, den you won't mind me playing this on TV.
Was the coach in on this? Oh you want my skills but you still think you can say anything you want and hide behind the Constitution. You still have the right to say whatever you want but if it infringes on the rights of others then you should also be prepared to withstand the consequences and repercussions (whether that is exposure (send it to their pastor) or an good old fashioned beat down)...Holla!
http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/high-school-student-puts-stop-racist-team-chant-202200578.html
11/2011
Dog Eats $1000, Then Pukes Up $900
You are re-e-eally dumb! Who leaves that kind of money laying around
like that anyhow? He ate 10, $100 dollar bills.
http://www.inquisitr.com/158766/dog-eats-1000-then-pukes-up-900/
Gay Penguins At The Toronto Zoo?
First it was Chuck and Larry, now it's Buddy and Pedro.
http://gma.yahoo.com/blogs/abc-blogs/gay-penguins-separated-toronto-zoo-172600079.html
Was it Homophobic to Separate?
http://news.yahoo.com/homophobic-separate-toronto-zoos-gay-penguins-151400649.html
Biggest Afro
http://www.wdsu.com/r/29197872/detail.html
That Yellow Pants Wearin Sponge Is NOT Educational
First of all...who sits their 4 yr old in front
of the tv and the station is NOT PBS? You are
so dumb and yo kids is gonna be dumb too. Most
parents who are with it, know that if ya gonna
create a genius, it is between the ages of 0 to
5. Sesame Street has been the standard for years,
teaching kids to count, speak a 2nd language and how
to socialize.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/44460161/ns/health-childrens_health/t/pants-wearing-sponge-blamed-
kids-poor-attention-spans/
A Petition For Bert And Ernie to Marry?
Ernie probably started the rumor, you know how he likes
to get on Bert's nerves and all.
http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/08/10/petition-calls-for-sesame-
streets-bert-and-ernie-to-be-married/?iid=moreonnf&hpt=hp_c2
What-what ?
What the song say...one child grows up to be
someone who loves to learn, nutha child grows
up to be someone you just wanna burn...it's a family
affair, but a freak?!
http://newsone.com/nation/wacky-news-nation/
ggaynor/serial-butt-slasher-virginia/
Donut and A Date? What Else You Git At Dunkin Donut!
Just how many breaks do you git?
http://www.northjersey.com/news/crime_courts/Worker_charged_
with_prostitution_at_Dunkin_Donuts.html
7/2011
Man Pours Gas on Dog Cuz...
Man pours gas on dog cuz owner took dog to park and had him
running around without a leash. Dude both YOU AND the OWNER
are sooo dumb! It ain't the dog's fault that his owner is too
stupid to put a leash on him.
I don't blame you for being upset with the inconsiderate owner,
but NOT the dog. Come on now. A dog can't pick his owner. Nor
does he run around with a tee-shirt that reads: I'm with STUPID!
You did right by calling the police but then you took it wa-a-ay too
far when you poured gas on the both of them and threatened to set
them on fire. Now you are going to do time and probably be classified
as a terrorist...
http://www.suntimes.com/news/metro/5588680-418/cops-man-pours-
gasoline-on-dog.html
Hines Ward's Agent is sooo dumb!
http://pittsburgh.cbslocal.com/2011/07/11/wards-agent-not-a-crime-to-drink-and-drive/
6/2011
7 Day Wedding Ceremony
Wanna see something really cool or interesting? http://www.cbc.ca/news/photogalleries/marriage/
By the way, did you know that Kunta Kente,from the
book, Roots by Alex Haley was Muslim; and that he
almost starved that first year in America because he
wouldn't eat pork.?!
The Repo Man Cometh!
Mike Vick gets over 1 Hunned cars repossessed. Wow!
What had happened was...guess you still suffering the
repercussions of that jail stint.
http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/12897/the_repo_man
_paid_a_visit_to_mike_vick_took_more_than_100_of
_his_cars.html
Girl Gets Tossed Into Bonfire At Graduation Party At
Her House! Party Rock Is On Fire Tonight...
Who invited this crazy fool anyway? People always bringing
misfits to someone else's party. One of Yo silly Lil dumb girlfriends
done brought their no account-just got outta jail crazy boyfriend
to this sweet child's party. Find her and kick her Asstranomical
behind...
My question is how did the Dad, once he found out this creep threw
his daughter in the fire, keep from tossing him into the fire too?
http://www.komonews.com/news/local/124111299.html
Who Peed In the Town's Drinking Water?
First of all, dude doesn't eeeven look old enough to be drinking...
Bad combo Josh (alcohol, lack of a decent education), makes for
poor decisions. So what's the big deal about you peeing in the town's
drinking water? Towns and cities everywhere are finding it hard
enough to balance budgets and pay everyday necessary operations,
let alone the cost to draining and cleaning the resevoir. Who's gonna
pay for dat? You?! Guess who's gonna be doing community service aw
summer long?
http://www.komonews.com/news/offbeat/124053699.html
Antoine rockin a Beyonce Wig, some mad kicks and more
http://cdn.mediatakeout.com/49165/hide_yo_kids____hide_yo_wife____
antoine_dobson_is_now_rocking_a_blonde_beyonce_wig.html
Dirk Nowitzki's ex-girlfriend Cristal Taylor carrying his
child?
What up wit dat Dirk-Dirk Dirkastan? AND you had
her arrested? Say it ain't so...Now playing Amy
Winehouse's What Is It About Men...
http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/archive/tags/
dirk+nowitzki/default.aspx
4/2011
Flavor Flav I Shut 'em Down Like Public Enemy!
First it was the rubber checks bouncing; now after only
3 and 1/2 months Flavor Flav's chicken joint CLOSED!
http://www.kwwl.com/story/14509302/flavor-flavs
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Antoine Arrested For Marijuana Possession
Say what? Y'all can't find the bedroom intruder, got DNA
fingerprints, T-shirt and still can't find him. The intruder
raped a 12yr old lil girl; did you forget that? Not just attempted
rape of Antoine's sister. Yet, Antoine gets picked up for poss-
ession, Wow! Lotta dummies here!
Rebecca Black Gittin' Death Threats?!
Doctor, you've got to be kidding...for real doe? If it's a kid,
where ya mama nim? OMG! And if it's an angry 30 some-
thing male, get a life, preferrably in Christ! All the haters
in the building leave.
http://entertainment.blogs.foxnews.com/2011/04/20/tween-
sensation-rebecca-black-receives-death-threats/
Flav's Employees Claiming Their Checks Bouncin'
WOOOOW...! Floatin rubba checks, Flav...YOU ARE REALLY
DUMB! And you ain't breakin' any stereotypes here either
and I am not referring to the chicken.
http://www.tmz.com/2011/04/02/
flavor-flav-chicken-restaurant-bounced-checks-clinton-iowa/
Old Skool Bar Fight Goes Western Style!
Cuts dudes throat with a broken bottle...
http://www.wtae.com/news/27566994/detail.html
Grown-ups Rob Kids' Lemonade Stand?
Dat's not only dumb but that is just plain triflin'! Get a job!
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/ktla-lemonade-stand-heist,0,4676408.story
Mother-Daughter Thugs Attack Greeter At Walmart!
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2011/03/29/police-ohio-woman-choked-
walmart-greeter-71/?intcmp=obnetwork
03/2011
Bronx Zoo Cobra Found! 
Aw-ight! You got me. S-s-s-eee, shouldn't have listened to
those damn Madagascar penguins...(dey lie more den dem
damn monkeys). New York is cold dis time of year! S-s-so I'm
just gonna curl myself up in a corner s-s-somewhere until yaw
come and feed me.
http://www.toledoonthemove.com/news/story.aspx?id=599719
My Kid Is A Stripperrrr....
Probably the same ones y'all used to drop off at that kinky
DayCare Center I reported about earlier dis munt. Since
when do you believe kids totally without checking up on
them? Kids will be kids, but in this case, pole dancers &
lushes, OMG! Parents, yooooou are sooooo dumb! And now
yo neighbor who stopped off at the Booty Bar got a picture
of your 13 year old on his cell phone. I don't blame the
kids I blame you! You knew Susie was just a little too
fast for your kid. Next time follow your instincts and just
say no to sleepovers at Susie's house.
http://thestir.cafemom.com/teen/117690/teen_girls_lie_about_sleepover
I Thought I Stopped For Burritos-Not Gas
Well obviously, you were not listening to the clerk when he
said we no longer have the 99c burritos, Sirrrrr...they are $1.49
Did you wait for the clerk to tally up the total then say please
drive around and pay at the 2nd window?
See this was aw a plot and a plan with a purpose! Did you
throw the amount you thought it was $7.00 thru the 2nd
window? I doubt that. Somebody didn't take their meds
today, I see.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42198965/ns/local_news-colorado_springs_co/
I Vont To Suck Your Blood!
Like a scene outta TruBlood. Man gets stabbed cuz he
wouldn't let them do it again. Is you crazy? Suck my blood?
ROFL...You are so dumb for lettin' em do it the first time.
Y'all a bunch of freaks for real doe!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42092702/ns/us_news-wierd_news/
Heffer Tasers Pregnant Woman For Driving the Speed Limit!
Yes you an ignorant heffer, yo ignant behind tasers a pregnant
woman for going the speed limit?! AND you left
your own baby in the back seat of yo car while you
did what you did. You are reeeally dumb. Now your
baby will end up at Child Services, while your
ignorant behind is in jail AND if that other lady's
fetus dies in the future before birth and it can be
tracked back to this stupid incident, Now it's
Murda Was Da Case Dat Dey Gave Me....oooooh you
so dumb! Oh! This just in...You got priors in 4 other states?
Carissy-4 states! Now run and tell that home girl!
http://www.ktla.com/news/landing/
ktla-road-rage-pregnant-taser,0,2122894.story
Herb Grower Has Alligator Protecting His Stash
Remember in the Movie Grandma's Boy, the naked dude
who had different animals protecting his stash? I ROFL
at the monkey that knew karate! Anywho...how about an
alligator?
http://www.justnews.com/irresistible/27131536/detail.html
Wannabe Ninja Leaves Baby Home Alone
Well apparently...not a very good one! AND you left the
baby at home alone. Yoooou are soooo DUMB! No
wonder nobody wants to play with your dumb @#!. Even
mama n'em won't front for you. And the baby fell asleep on
ya cuz you so stoopid and boring. Get a job! Oh I guess you
got one now, pressin' license plates.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/42029894/ns/us_news-weird_news
Wait...see I knew there was more to dis story, leave out a
few chapters and create a mystery! The Daily Courier of Connellsville
Bathroom Intruder Calls 911 For The Police to Come Rescue Him?
Now,they climbin' in yo windows and takin' showers! Run and tell
that! Better yet call 911 ROFL!
You bold and should be told! Sooo, you break into a house and in the
middle of whatevah you decide to take a shower? Yeah the owner
was mad! You are sooo dumb! Both of yaw scurred doe! You cuz
owner gotta gun and yeah he gonna pop a cap in ya. The owner,
Mr. Shakey Gun of the West, ROFL calls 911 too!
http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/03/08/oregon.intruder.911/index.html
Luv Ya Charlie Mane BUT YOU AIN'T GOT TIGER BLOOD!
First I was like
, din I was like
...Tiger got 200+, The Heff got like 2000+ and you got TWO (2)!? Just 2,
ROFL... How you got tiger blood?! It's dat withdrawal, dat
self help at dat Sober Valley Lodge got you trippin'. You is
trippin'. Dude you need Methadone. I won't say you are sooo
dumb cuz you reeaaally need help. For real doe. Maybe you
need to do a stint at Conviction Kitchen, since now you into
cookin; they hire a lot of recovering addicts but with criminal
rekkids, not sayin' that you shouldn'thave a rekkid of some
kind. You have beat chicks, shot a chick, exploited chicks,
well at least two. Quit it wit dat tiger blood! That's just delusional.
#np they tried to send me rehab but I said no-no-no!
OMG! BAMBOOZLED AT GRADE SCHOOL: OHIO SCHOOL
TRYNA MAKE BLACK STUDENT PLAY A SLAVE
Now what more could you teach meee (pounds chest)...about
slavery, when it was my people who were enslaved in this
country aaand we just comin' off of Black History Month?!
Just like when I was goin to skoo and yaw used to make us
sing those Negroe Spirituals like 'Cotton needs a pickin'
(I don't even pull the cotton out of the aspirin bottle I gits
someone else to do it LOL). However, I can suggest some
classes for you, such as Sensitivity Training 101, Diversity
Training and Black History the remedial course. Unlike dat
lil boy, see I would have played the part except I would have
been sent back to my seat for playing it too well cuz I would
have become Nat Turner and started a rebellion; would've
pulled out a rubber knife and slit Massa's throat, then
pretended to pop a cap in the rest of their you know whats
shouting 'No you gotta stay down cuz you been shot! Lil Girl
why you walking around I just stabbed you. Stay down, they
didn't have zombies back then. Ooooh I reeeaaally would
have given you a reason to send me to my seat. The
Principal would've been like 'Your child is waaay too
advanced and have you thought about home schooling?
You are sooo dumb!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41905250/ns/us_news-life/
Cocaine and Sex Toys At Daycare Center?!
Drop yo kids off, take a hit and relax, floor show later? Charlie Sheen's
kind of Daycare center, where you raise kids with Tiger blood! You are
sooo dumb! The tip off should have been that you had more play-
ground equipment in yo yard din da actual public playground (lil cars
with hydralics and spinners). As for you mamas sending yo kids to
daycare, wasn't it a red flag when aw of a sutten daddy was fightin' you
to take the kids to school AND to pick them up? Didn't an alarm
go off somewhere!? "No dear I'll drop the kids off AND pick'em up
on my BREAK?!" AND had already snatched 'em up and was out the
door before you could think of a rebuttal (papers on the fridge flapping
from the wind...LOL)
http://newsone.com/nation/casey-gane-mccalla/
cocaine-and-sextoys-found-at-day-care-center/
Pizza Wars
http://www.nbcphiladelphia.com/news/local/
Of_Mice___Pizza_Philadelphia-117139923.html
Yooou are soooo dumb! How you just gonna dump some mice
up in my pizza shop in front of the po-po and a resturant full
of people!?
Grandma and Mom lose baby at da Bank?!
http://www.wpxi.com/nationalnews/27004927/detail.html
Baby gets stuck in bank vault? For real doe, grandma makin' a bank
transaction and forgets aw about da baby?! I won't call grandma
dumb but old people will git distracted over their bank, (where my
twenty five dollahs?)LOL! But moms is more interested in hittin'
grandma up for a few dollahs, yooou are so dumb! Errybody
know a 14 month old baby can run faster than Grandma!
2/2011
Cop Kills Dog Raiding the Wrong House!
How you gonna just bust in the wrong house and kill
my dog? That is dumb, that is reeeaaally dumb!
http://www.msnbc.com/id/41749947/ns/local_news-philadelphia_pa/
If I'm Going to Jail, it had better be for more than some
Slim Jim's!
Yoooou really like beef jerky huh? You still
are really dumb! Busted with a carload of Slim Jims!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41668544
Using your kids as pack mules? OMG! You are really dumb!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41613953/ns/
local_news-philadelphia_pa/
We bought the zoo? You are reeeeaaally dumb! You tried
to smuggle in some of the most dangereous poisonous
animals you could find. Why so many? Illegal zoo in 3
suitcases:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41512490/ns/world_news-world_environment/
Lindsay Lohan, what is her problem? How you steal a necklace from
a jeweler and say you borrowed it?! Was the jeweler a friend? Did he say
Lindsay anytime you want just come in and just take anything you want
and you don't have to pay for it. Yooou are soooo dumb, for real! Aaand
...we tired of your dumb@#! too!
http://www.people.com/people/article/
0,,20464188,00.html
Man calls 911, get this, from his house regarding
pot plant he was growing! You win the Antoine Dodson You
are Really Dumb award!
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/41427345/ns/local_news-hartford_ct/
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Woman holds found dog for ransom
http://www.clickorlando.com/news/25394740/detail.html
Duct taped cat found in N.Philly Yard. click to read
This garden is illegal. Wilkinsburg police seize 220 Pot
Plants.Click to read Weed by Bob Marley feat Bone Thugz
What's wrong with this picture? 17 kids crammed in 3-wheeled taxi, Bhopal.
Mail Carrier found drunk & eating noodles! Click to read - 11/17/09
Food Fight! She ordered breakfast but got a bullet instead. Waffle House Shooting Click to read.
Waffle House Menu Moral of the story is: Keep your waffles to yourself or choose your weapons wisely.~ 08/30/09
* Song dedicated to the actors in this article: Cruel Summer~Bananarama
(If you think of a better song for this article leave a comment))
Good Fences Makes Good Law Suits....Click to read. ~ 09/09/09
Kiss and Fell...Love Overboard...Click to read ~ 09/10/09
Moral of the story: Loose lips cause slips from ships
* Song dedicated to the actors in this article: Love Overboard~Gladys Knight & the Pips
Man fires canon? Hits neighbors house...Click to read. ~ 9/10/09
Moral of the story? Just don't try this at home KIDZ!
Grandma? Is You a Ninja?! 71 year old woman shot by police. Click to read ~ 9/21/09 
1800 pound boar killed in Texas Click to read - 10/16/09
Off The Beaten Garden Path: Too Late We Grow Smart (click title to expand)
I've always been rather fond of this Pensylvania Dutch Amish proverb: Too soon we grow oldt and too late schmardt. I read it as a child off of a wall pocket, shaped like a tea kettle, that hung above the stove in my great grandmother's kitchen.
More recently, it calls to mind a comment that a fellow student in my solar panel installation class made one night, after a flurry of discussions on the still relatively high cost of solar panels and installation even with government tax incentives; especially since this technology has been around for decades, with a peaked interest in the ...<< MORE >>
Da Raw-1-1
My raw food journey back to health and fitness...36 lbs and counting!
Started 2012 NOT Lovin' it! Lovin' Raw foods instead.
(photo by S. Scippio)
I see radish, baby corn, carrots, asparagus, yellow bell pepper, in what could be
hummus or ginger miso salad dressing...I prefer ranch
Isn't this lovely? Notice the bright vibrant colors...I am enjoying eating like this. I have lost
30 plus pounds so far.
http://yeahhealthyfood.tumblr.com/tagged/veggies
Here's another great idea, salad in a jar reblogged from Kale University,
salad dressing is on the bottom and the veggies are on the top. This keeps
for 4 days
.
1/3/2012
Thought for the day: I love this one from Colossians 2:16
`Let no man judge you as to eating and drinking...
So if someone tries to quibble about whether I am Vegan, Raw Vegan,
Vegetarian, Lacto, Ovo, or Flexitarian, I will present that thought to them.
I am a lowly human following the diet that is right for me. I will follow the
diet that will allow me to be happy and allow me to continue to lose weight.
12/2011
Merry Fitness for the New Year 2012...give 'em Raw!
Raw is awe...enjoy the journey (36 lbs and counting)
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY: If you eat right, no matter what diet you choose, you
shouldn't feel hungry.
Under Construction
- FOODIE FRIDAY
- RAW REHAB
- Motivation Monday
Signs, Signs Everywhere There's Signs Even in My Garden
Originally posted 10/12/2008
Intro: We moved about a year and a half ago from an, upscale city neighborhood to a more working class, dog friendlier, people friendlier neighborhood, in a cul-de-sac... went from being renters to homeowners.
Since this post, gas went down to as low as $2.69, then climbed all the way back up to $4.05 and is now resting uneasily at $3.89. I am currently working from home, so this recent gas crisis isn't affecting me in the same way that it did back then. The 'Bush stimulus package' has been replaced with our current stimulus packages, one of which was 'The Obama Plan,' which I definitely took advantage of to purchase my new home. The economy is slowly turning around...It is now June 2011...
The state of the economy showed up in my garden and in the alley behind this bank. For example, I used to be able to read the local Penny Saver and would see many ads for free DIRT! Not even one ad this year. A-a-a-a-nd this indicates what? The housing crisis, of course. Without new housing starts, no free dirt.
The mopeds and motorcycles behind this building which houses a Huntington Bank, are indicators of the gas crisis. Six months ago there may have been two bikes at most. Now, there's four times that amount.
So, I took my 'Bush Bucks', you know...the 'stimulus package', paid a bill; bought dirt, boards, vegetable seeds and started square footin' it in da Burgh (square foot gardening). I felt empowered. This was my food fight, a 'Victory Garden' of sorts.
Neighbors' view...
Neighbor came by while we were digging out the beds (emissary from further down the street), old guy said, "Hey what are you ladies doing?" Not even a hello...We had lived here for over 15 years at that point and barely got a hello from any of the neighbors. I should have said mind your business before you end up in the basement with the rest of the bodies...LOL. I politely smiled and said, "Trying to plant a vegetable garden."
What Rich People Know/What Rich People Do
Rich People Know...
(updated weekly, so keep coming back)
(updated weekly, so keep coming back)
"A fool and his money will soon...part "~Ben Franklin Rich people know... I did take micro and macro economics in college but I am no expert. So no, I can't show you how to be Warren Buffet or Bill Gates rich. But I might be able to convince you about how to be the millionaire next door, not rich, but well off. Yeah I made a million dollars twice; first time, so passively I didn't even notice it, spent it that way too, so that I didn't even notice it. The second time I was a paper millionaire (million dollars in cash and assets) with a plot and a plan and a purpose. Spent that too. As an acquaintance and I joked, but we still know how to make it back, so it ain't a big deal. But I am older now, getting (choke) older. They say the 3rd time is the charm. Rich folks ain't got nuttin' on poor folks when it comes to food. Poor people food:
Rich people have read this book!
This time around I'm gonna implement what the rich folks whom I have had the fortune to speak with, work for and know, what they have taught me over the years.
Rich People know how to make this and keep it!
Oh You Make Me Wanna Sprout! Throw My Hands Up and Sprout!
3/2011
Sprouts, The New Batch
Mustard, Cress, Radish, and Broccoli
My latest fridge top gardening attempt yields fresh basil, thyme and sunflower sprouts, yeah! - Dec 2010
Farmers Market across from Home Depot in Da Burgh! Over for the year
The East End Food Coop was here long before WholeFoods and Trader Joe's
Yeah, it's that time again. Too early to do any real planting outside...the weather makes me wanna sprout. Sherman and Peabody are helping me to start farming indoors...should be able to harvest in 3-4 days...however, the sunflower seeds
will take the longest because they will have to be planted in a shallow dish to produce micro greens.
Oh You make me wanna sprout! Kick my heals up and Sprout! Throw my hands up and Sprout!
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Greetings From Da Burgh!
From Da Burgh...a photographic celebration of the city thru its sights...Life as it happens AND ART as it happens while riding a bus or while waiting on a bus or while strolling thru its neighborhoods.
5/2011
This is why there is a Mother's Day...MOM's do stuff like this aw da time,
like chaufering a School Science project to school on the PAT bus, to
ensure it arrives safely without a broken piece, cuz we worked too
hard to have even 1 planet broken or missing, (aw naw had to get a
nail job afterwards) Here's to MOMs around da world...Greetings
From Da Burgh!
03/2011
It's almost Spring in da Burgh, just playing possum, went near it and the
thing started to snarl and growl, ROFL!
02/2011
After a 61 degree Friday, Monday February 21st, dropped over 7inches
of snow on da Burgh! Spring hurry up!
Black and Yellow Pride only n da Burgh!
After Light Up Night...
Dangerous jobs in da Burgh include painting the BNY Mellon building
Da Burgh is a sports city, we support our teams...will post a pic that
says go pens
Last days of summer...what would they be without Gus and YaYa sellin' snow-
cones, peanuts and popcorn on the Northside, by the tennis courts, across from
CCAC (another one of my Alma Maters). I understand he paid off a home, put his
kids thru college with this simple stand.
I always feel like somebody's watchin' me...this fountain is soothing, yet
I don't get the eyes. Our fair City has artwork placed throughout, like my
theme says, while ridin' on a PAT bus, life as it happens; art as it happens.
So serene that this park goer fell asleep...only in da Burgh! Not a worry
in the world, one of the reasons that I have grown to love this City. Oh
yeah, the eyes are chairs.
A Bone Of Contention
This statue of Stephen Foster and banjo playing slave has been the topic of heated
discussions since I arrived at the University of Pittsburgh in Da 'Burgh back
in the mid-80's...why?!
Lil donut shop in da Strip
Street scenes from our recent snow, affectionately referred to as Snowmageddon! Dumped
18 inches of snow with 6-12 more to come?
SNOW PLOW MAAAAN...Schools close, roads disappear, grown men weep...Snow Day!
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong
too often for us to rely on it. ~Patrick Young
OMG Shepard Fairey siting...
Shepard Fairey artwork sitings n da Burgh!
Red hots...get your red hots here! Grant Street hotdog cart.
Part of the City's efforts to be more 'Green'
Some Alien Life form disguised as ART on the North Side. But is it Art? Looks like a car crushed into a round ball.
Soooo...my co-worker sends me this photo that her cousin from Hot-Lanta sent to her regarding the recent snowfall there.
Her cousin excitedly tells her that only she and 2 other people showed up at work and that they sent the snow plows out! Look at the photo carefully since as my co-worker described it as snow dust. LOL! They didn't send the plows out in da Burgh until it had snowed off and on for about a week and a half...aaaaand, the side streets still haven't been plowed!
5/2011
This is why there is a Mother's Day...MOM's do stuff like this aw da time,
like chaufering a School Science project to school on the PAT bus, to
ensure it arrives safely without a broken piece, cuz we worked too
hard to have even 1 planet broken or missing, (aw naw had to get a
nail job afterwards) Here's to MOMs around da world...Greetings
From Da Burgh!
03/2011
It's almost Spring in da Burgh, just playing possum, went near it and the
thing started to snarl and growl, ROFL!
02/2011
After a 61 degree Friday, Monday February 21st, dropped over 7inches
of snow on da Burgh! Spring hurry up!
Black and Yellow Pride only n da Burgh!
After Light Up Night...
Dangerous jobs in da Burgh include painting the BNY Mellon building
Da Burgh is a sports city, we support our teams...will post a pic that
says go pens
Last days of summer...what would they be without Gus and YaYa sellin' snow-
cones, peanuts and popcorn on the Northside, by the tennis courts, across from
CCAC (another one of my Alma Maters). I understand he paid off a home, put his
kids thru college with this simple stand.
I always feel like somebody's watchin' me...this fountain is soothing, yet
I don't get the eyes. Our fair City has artwork placed throughout, like my
theme says, while ridin' on a PAT bus, life as it happens; art as it happens.
So serene that this park goer fell asleep...only in da Burgh! Not a worry
in the world, one of the reasons that I have grown to love this City. Oh
yeah, the eyes are chairs.
A Bone Of Contention
This statue of Stephen Foster and banjo playing slave has been the topic of heated
discussions since I arrived at the University of Pittsburgh in Da 'Burgh back
in the mid-80's...why?!
Lil donut shop in da Strip
Street scenes from our recent snow, affectionately referred to as Snowmageddon! Dumped
18 inches of snow with 6-12 more to come?
SNOW PLOW MAAAAN...Schools close, roads disappear, grown men weep...Snow Day!
The trouble with weather forecasting is that it's right too often for us to ignore it and wrong
too often for us to rely on it. ~Patrick Young
OMG Shepard Fairey siting...
Shepard Fairey artwork sitings n da Burgh!
Red hots...get your red hots here! Grant Street hotdog cart.
Part of the City's efforts to be more 'Green'
Some Alien Life form disguised as ART on the North Side. But is it Art? Looks like a car crushed into a round ball.
Soooo...my co-worker sends me this photo that her cousin from Hot-Lanta sent to her regarding the recent snowfall there.
Her cousin excitedly tells her that only she and 2 other people showed up at work and that they sent the snow plows out! Look at the photo carefully since as my co-worker described it as snow dust. LOL! They didn't send the plows out in da Burgh until it had snowed off and on for about a week and a half...aaaaand, the side streets still haven't been plowed!